Word Play
Original post date July 7, 2016
Did you hear the joke about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac who lay awake at night wondering if there was a dog?
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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked if he wanted a drink. The horse said, “I think not.” Then he disappeared. See, there was this philosopher known for his statement, “I think therefore I am.” But if that was mentioned first, it would be putting Descartes before de horse.
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A golf ball landed on top of an anthill. The golfer’s first swing took out half the ants, and after the next swing, only two ants were left. One ant said to the other, “If we’re going to get out of this alive, we’ve got to get on the ball!”
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This guy broke his left arm and his left leg but he’s all right now.
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The healthiest part of a donut is the hole, but unfortunately you have to eat through the rest to get to it.
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