Repost 10/14/16 9 Groaners You'll Love to Tell

9 Groaners You’ll Love to Tell

By Creodomus October 14, 2016  Encouragement, Family, Jokes

1. What does a pepper do when it gets mad?          It gets jalapeno face!
2. What would bears be without bees?                     Ears!
3. Where does a general keep his armies?                In his sleevies!
4. Why should bananas use sunscreen?                   Because they peel!
5. When is the best time to go to the dentist?          Too th – hurty
6. Where do skunks sit when they pray?                   In a pew!
7. What do you call a broken can opener?                A can’t opener
8. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?      Aye-matey!
9. Where do you put people who tell bad jokes?      In a punitentiary!