16 More Groaners
I love to encourage myself and others with clean puns and jokes. Here’s another dose of humor for you!
An angry skunk reeks his vengeance.
Auto-correct can be so flippant annotating.
This guy got canned from the orange juice factory because he couldn’t concentrate.
I’m telling you the joke about the butter so you can spread it around.
It’s exhausting to work in a muffler shop.
There’s a new theory on inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining any momentum.
A run-on sentence walks into a bar it is thirsty orders a drink.
She quit being a hairdresser since she couldn’t cut it.
When the cows find out the barn door isn’t locked, they’re going to have a field day.
A bicycle can’t stand on it’s own because it’s two-tired.
Fish live in saltwater because pepperwater makes them sneeze.
When the cheese factory blew up, there was de brie everywhere.
I worked in a blanket factory before it folded.
When buying cork board, must you pay thumb tax?
People who are afraid of Santa are claus-trophobic.
Rental agents offer quarters for dollars.
What’s your favorite clean joke or pun?
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