Texting Methods While Driving

Method A: pull the car over off the road and text.
Method B: just text whether driving, stopping, turning, whatever.
Method C: step 1, wait until you're stopped at a traffic light, bring up the person that you want to text,  light turns green, put phone down.
                  step 2, at the next stop sign, turn on the talk-to-text feature.
                  step 3, look both ways at the stop sign, proceed driving while talking to the person you are trying to text.
                  step 4, at the next red light or stop sign review what the talk to text thought you said and correct its misconceptions until the light turns green or someone honks.
                  step 5, repeat step 4 until all corrections are fixed.
                  step 6, arrive at your destination.
                  step 7, send text.
                  step 8, wonder if it was worth it.