19 Things Only a Parent Would Say
Or a maybe Daycare Teacher
——————————————–
- Do not make Addison into a couch cushion sandwich.
2. Tonight it’s my turn to sleep.
3. Paint on your paper, not the cat!
4. I told you–I don’t have a favorite Transformer.
5. That’s not where we go to the bathroom, remember?
6. Yes, I can tell that’s exactly what you drew.
7. We have to leave in half an hour so we need to start now.
8. We don’t walk on people.
9. Stop drinking out of the puddles!
10. Where did you get green nail polish!?
11. Why did you take one bite out of each apple?
12. Stop looking up Alden’s nose.
13. You have to wear bottoms, no one can go around without wearing bottoms.
14. How did jelly get on the lightbulb?
15. Do not lick your sister.
16. Take the Legos out of your underwear.
17. Tommy, you are wearing two different shoes.
18. No, we’re not eating the guppy for lunch.
19. Use a tissue, not your sleeve.RePost 9/4/17
No comments:
Post a Comment